<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11079864</id><updated>2011-07-05T21:02:24.689+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Distorted Pineapples</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://distortedpineapples.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11079864/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://distortedpineapples.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Joe Leslie</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://joeleslieonline.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/moi3.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11079864.post-110970299575375186</id><published>2005-03-01T18:49:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-03-01T18:49:55.753Z</updated><title type='text'>More updates</title><content type='html'>Added 2 more audio files to the site and a very nice flash navigation bar.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11079864-110970299575375186?l=distortedpineapples.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://distortedpineapples.blogspot.com/feeds/110970299575375186/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11079864&amp;postID=110970299575375186' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11079864/posts/default/110970299575375186'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11079864/posts/default/110970299575375186'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://distortedpineapples.blogspot.com/2005/03/more-updates.html' title='More updates'/><author><name>Joe Leslie</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://joeleslieonline.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/moi3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11079864.post-110952009975691569</id><published>2005-02-27T16:00:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-02-27T16:01:39.756Z</updated><title type='text'>New Content</title><content type='html'>Yup, more content. Added. 1 flash files and 3 mp3 files. I to good to you people!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11079864-110952009975691569?l=distortedpineapples.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://distortedpineapples.blogspot.com/feeds/110952009975691569/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11079864&amp;postID=110952009975691569' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11079864/posts/default/110952009975691569'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11079864/posts/default/110952009975691569'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://distortedpineapples.blogspot.com/2005/02/new-content.html' title='New Content'/><author><name>Joe Leslie</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://joeleslieonline.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/moi3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11079864.post-110942694517164155</id><published>2005-02-26T14:05:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-02-26T17:50:11.630Z</updated><title type='text'>Major Biggie!</title><content type='html'>I have added a few more flash movies to the site, and also 3 more pages! A video page, a audio page, and a flash page!. I have added a few more flash files, 3 music videos, and 1 audio files!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11079864-110942694517164155?l=distortedpineapples.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://distortedpineapples.blogspot.com/feeds/110942694517164155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11079864&amp;postID=110942694517164155' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11079864/posts/default/110942694517164155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11079864/posts/default/110942694517164155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://distortedpineapples.blogspot.com/2005/02/major-biggie.html' title='Major Biggie!'/><author><name>Joe Leslie</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://joeleslieonline.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/moi3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11079864.post-110941684235523380</id><published>2005-02-26T11:10:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-02-26T11:20:42.356Z</updated><title type='text'>New Flash</title><content type='html'>This one isn't really a funny one, but it is really intriguing. It's like the britney subliminal message flash, but it has messages for 9 different songs. When you play a part of a song backwards, you get hidden messages.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/joeleslie/backmasking.swf"&gt;Click Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I take abosolutely NO credit for this.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11079864-110941684235523380?l=distortedpineapples.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://distortedpineapples.blogspot.com/feeds/110941684235523380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11079864&amp;postID=110941684235523380' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11079864/posts/default/110941684235523380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11079864/posts/default/110941684235523380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://distortedpineapples.blogspot.com/2005/02/new-flash.html' title='New Flash'/><author><name>Joe Leslie</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://joeleslieonline.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/moi3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11079864.post-110935863892120985</id><published>2005-02-25T19:07:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-02-25T19:31:14.453Z</updated><title type='text'>Some Flash Added</title><content type='html'>I have now added 5 flash files to the site now. here they are:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://distortedpineapples.tripod.com/badgerphone.swf"&gt;BadgerPhone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weebls-Stuff graphics and the very good 'Banana Phone' song!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://distortedpineapples.tripod.com/britneysubliminal.swf"&gt;Britney Subliminal Message&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Play a line from one of her songs backwards to get a shocking message! (it's actually true!- I've tried it!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://free.hostultra.com/%7Ejoeleslie/mds.swf"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://distortedpineapples.tripod.com/mds.swf"&gt;McDonald's Commercial&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Very Funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://distortedpineapples.tripod.com/llamasong.swf"&gt;The Llama Song&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; So funny I was pissing myself laughing!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://distortedpineapples.tripod.com/myhero.swf"&gt;My Hero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Somg fat guy sining along to OZONE!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11079864-110935863892120985?l=distortedpineapples.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://distortedpineapples.blogspot.com/feeds/110935863892120985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11079864&amp;postID=110935863892120985' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11079864/posts/default/110935863892120985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11079864/posts/default/110935863892120985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://distortedpineapples.blogspot.com/2005/02/some-flash-added.html' title='Some Flash Added'/><author><name>Joe Leslie</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://joeleslieonline.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/moi3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11079864.post-110935417746516604</id><published>2005-02-25T17:54:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-02-25T18:13:57.586Z</updated><title type='text'>Hello.</title><content type='html'>Hello, and welcome to Distorted Pineapples. The place where pineapples are distorted and we make you insane! On this site we are gonna have some funny crap like flash and pics and stuff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some of the stuff will have been made by me, some of it won't. Most of it won't have been made by me, so if any of my own content is on the site, I will say so.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you want to use any content made by me on the site, do so by sending me an email at &lt;a href="mailto:joeleslie@littleuk.co.uk"&gt;joeleslie@littleuk.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More stuff to be added soon!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11079864-110935417746516604?l=distortedpineapples.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://distortedpineapples.blogspot.com/feeds/110935417746516604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11079864&amp;postID=110935417746516604' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11079864/posts/default/110935417746516604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11079864/posts/default/110935417746516604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://distortedpineapples.blogspot.com/2005/02/hello.html' title='Hello.'/><author><name>Joe Leslie</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://joeleslieonline.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/moi3.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
